Dear SirDear Sir… I hate you. I’ve hated you ever since you decided it was a good idea to push a five year-old me into the deep end of the pool without my floaties on. I’ve hated you, ever since you thought it was funny to start massive rumors about me, which ruined my chances of making new friends as a child. More recently, I hate you for trying to dropkick me into a solid concrete wall when I wasn’t looking. It’s events like this that make me question whether you even have HALF a brain, even though I know that’s being a bit optimistic considering all the dumb crap you do and all the “fun” you try to
Best friendsWe are as different as;the sun and the moon,day and night,love and hate,black and white,hello and goodbye.But you are my best friend, and im happy to say you are.